APH: School Life Meme

I did this when I was having my WORST DAY EVAR a couple of days ago...all the derpy OMGs scattered about was my way of cheering myself up, that's also why it's so sketchy.

1: Prussia as my homeroom teacher. He'd be the most awesome home room teacher ever!!! (can't draw his hair orz)
2: England as my Literacy teacher. I was good in English class, having one of the highest grades in it, but I'm also notorious at my old high school for making my teachercry because of a poem I wrote. And I mean as in hurt her feelings, not as in "omg so touching!"
3: Japan as my math teacher. Asians are good at math (is shot).
4: America as my science teacher. In America, the only part science students look forward to is the part where we blow stuff up. Trufax.
5: Germany as my P.E. teacher. I have health issues that prevent me from doing pretty much everything except walking, push-ups and sit-ups...yeah, my P.E. teachers never knew what to do with me so they pretty much told me to stay out of the way. (can't draw his hair either orz)
6: Austria as my music teacher. Why? Because honestly, the man has a freaking piano fetish...As for me, I was first flute once upon a time, that was also the last year I had in band, because some people didn't feel the need to practice and I cannot STAND being held back because of others' lack of trying. >.>
7: Italy as my art teacher. My past experience with art classes truly prove that there is always someone better than you.
8: Canada's my crush! <3 Can you believe that boy stood me up? I tell you, people these days...
9: Hungary as my Sex Ed teacher. I'm not sure many of the boys in my school would've enjoyed her classes...
10: France as my counselor. I don't think his methods are legal...
11: Russia's my lover ^////^ BECAUSE ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA. Also, my old principal was one fat ass dude. He looks exactly like post retirement Mr. Incredible...just add forty pounds.
12: Ukraine's my tutor. I actually had to try three times to get her boobs big enough, and I'm still not happy with them XD
13: I was a total nerd in school. That grade is legit.

So yeah...I'm sleepy...

EDIT: Here's the link to the original meme: [link]