The Cheap and Evil Girl

The cheap and evil girl
sets out on the city
she's moistened every curl
she's poisonously pretty

Fraternization with the enemy...

A serious matter, risky, and it could compromise a team’s relations. Tech, as wise as he was, should've known better. He did know better, but he couldn't help it. From the moment he saw her, he had been attracted to her, enemies or not. Even when she had manipulated him into doing her bidding, his feelings for her didn't dim.

She had disappeared after that incident, and he had long since forgotten about her. Until that one faithful night months later when he saw her again, and his feelings towards her had returned.

He "bumped" into her on his way back to the tower one dark evening in an alleyway. Bumped meaning she reached out of the alley, grabbed him, then pinned him against the wall.

He was about to attack when she wrapped her arms around him and pressed her lips forcefully upon his. Against all better judgment he kissed back, and was forever trapped in her web.

And the unsuspecting fool falls pray
as the dim detective's lead astray
genuflecting boys all say
the cheap and evil girl will get her way

That's when the secret meetings started. That same alley, that same time of night, once a week. Whenever Tech's friends asked where he was going, he would say he was going for a walk. He said it with such confidence that his friends had no idea how excited he was for the meeting or how guilty he felt for lying to his friends.

Miles away, walking down the street was her. There was confidence in her stride and a devious smirk on her pretty lips. There was only one thing running through her mind, 'that poor unsuspecting fool...'

The cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl

She only had to keep up this charade for a little longer until she got what she wanted. Then she wouldn't have to be around the disgusting mutt anymore. Though she did have fun leading him on, trickery had always been one of her favorite pastimes.

The cheap and evil girl
dances if you're worthy
she teases every twirl
she's deviously dirty, yeah

He was now walking on the street, his head filled with thoughts of her. Such an unhealthy obsession he had with her, but he couldn't help it, she was just so hypnotizing.

And you fantasize about the ample
milky thighs you'd like to sample
vocalize to her example
deep illegal sighs, oh it's a scandal

As soon as he reached the alley, there wasn't even enough time to say hello before she had him pushed up against the wall.

The cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl

This kissing had begun. The tongue battling, hand roaming, excitement of it all. At some point, she had reached up her skirt, and from a strap tied on her thigh, she withdrew a gleaming dagger.

In a swift motion, she plunged the blade into his heart. He never knew what hit him.

Pain and heartache filled him with his last breaths. The sad thing was, even though she had betrayed him, and even though he knew this would happen, he still wanted her.

Into the club for a rub in the sauna
stream through the steam as a shot, you're a gonner
cry as you die cause you know you still want her
she can hypnotize with her evil eye

"Black Velvet....why?" he asked, gasping for air. His vision was going dim.

"Don't take it too personally, Sweety," she said, that last word laden with sarcasm, "You just have something I want. Oh, and by the way, we're through."

With that, his eyes closed and his body went still.

The cheap and evil girl
wears you like a locket
she's polished every pearl
then she'll put you in her pocket, yeah

Velvet lifted his right arm and removed from his wrist the thing he'd been after that whole time, his communicator. With it, she could use the signal to tap into the mainframe of Loonatics tower and get her hands on some pretty valuable information, with the help of a certain large-headed prison mate of course.

She stood and cast one last look at the lifeless body before her. Tech's regenerative powers were already at work and she knew she had to leave before he was fully revived.

"Such a shame," she mused as she walked into the darkness she had grown to know so well, "he was a wonderful kisser." With a laugh, she dissapeared into the night.

then the undertaker hears the sounds
of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds
shaking all the wrong ones down
cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found

As soon as he was healed, Tech shot up with a start. He looked down at his arm and noticed his communicator missing, Black Velvet was no where to be found.

The coyote put his head in his hands. 'How did I get myself into this mess?!'

He got up, head hung low, and started walking back to the tower. He'd have to tell his friends what he'd been up to the past few weeks, more importantly who he'd been with. He had fraternized with the enemy, compromised the safety of his friends, and gotten his heart broken all at the same time.

It would probably be a long time before his friends trusted him again. And for what? A good time with a pretty lady? For a genius, sometimes Tech was oh so very slow.

'Black Velvet, you cheap and evil girl...'

The cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl
cheap and evil girl
Ow, the cheap and evil girl
yeah, the cheap and evil girl
she's a cheap and evil girl
ahh, the cheap and evil girl girl girl
The cheap and evil girl
she's a cheap and evil girl
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she's a cheap and evil girl girl girl
the cheap and evil girl

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