TAGGED!!!!

Okay first off, why the hell is this my most faved deviation now??? It looks like shit, I barely took an hour on it, and I don't like it nearly as much as my last most faved deviation. What the hell? What the actual hell???

HOW I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW IS HOW STEPHENIE MEYER SHOULD FEEL ABOUT HER FAME FROM TWILIGHT. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

But I will rant no further, I'm saving it up for a really big one that's been building over the past week-and-a-half. It'll probably be my most vulgar rant yet. You have been warned.

Well, enough of this, I've been tagged!!!!

Tagged by

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legimately have to tag 11 people.



Soo.... about rules 4-7: No

5 things about me:

1) For a while now, I've wanted to go do stand-up comedy at anime conventions about fandom and stuff (like Uncle Yo), but I have no idea how to do this or how well I would be received.

2) Of the Weasley Brothers, Percy is my favorite.

3) I'm way bitchier in attitude towards my non-anime fandoms.

4) I once got slut-shamed out of a fandom on fanfiction.net by an immature girl who thought I "stole" her OC when in fact, other than their taste in music and the fact that both their hair was dark in color, the two characters had nothing in common. AT ALL. She flamed me. Posted untrue things about me in every forum thread the site had related to the series. Updated her story with a chapter dedicated to how I "stole her work" and how her OC could kick my OC's ass any day and other immature shit that lead me to believe she really thought her character was a real person. And by the time it was all over, I was just all: fuck this shit, I'm out. I took down my story (which was already about four chapters of my hard work in) and left the fandom. I couldn't even enjoy the series anymore, no matter how much I liked it.

And that is why I hate immature fandom bitches.

5) I can't swim in a pool that's ten feet or deeper alone because I get paranoid that a shark's in the pool. I'm dead serious.

Questions I must answer:

1) If everyone were to turn into a monster or mythical creature, what would you turn into?

A troll

2) What's your blood type (sorry...vampire thing)

...O positive O.o

3) You walk into your bedroom, a naked France is on your bed... How do you react?

Do what every other good conservative American would do: CENSOR THAT SHIT.

(seriously though, naked people kind of freak me out >.> I don't mean to be vulgar, but the penis is not one of nature's prettier creations...)

4) If you could have any eye and hair color you wanted, what would they be?

I'd keep my hair color, but I'd love to have green eyes

5) What song cheers you up when your pissed? Better yet, What song makes you pissed?

The Nyan Cat song cheers me up XDDDD I always have it pulled up and ready to go whenever I'm watching a scary Let's Play and a song that makes me pissed? Roman in Moscow by Nicki Minaj, but pissed in a good way, like I'm ready to kick some ass (I totally want it on my iPod TT.TT)

6) If you could be in any anime you wanted, What anime would you be in?

Pokemon!!!

7) As you can see, my favorite candy is candy corn and root beer is my favorite drink. They make me bat shit crazy... What food or drink drives you wild?

HUSH PUPPIES AND SWEET TEA!!!!!!!!

8) Where do you think babies come from?

A woman's vagina. And yes a woman! BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT M-PREG SHIT!!!!

9) You've just been given the power of flight!(not really) What do you do with it?

Freak the fuck out. I'm so scared of heights it's not even funny >.> but if I wasn't...fight crime and shit??? Return my car since I don't need it to get places?

10) How do you feel about the cake?

I'd tell you, but that'd spoil my fanfic

11) What's your favorite scary video game?

Amnesia

My 11 questions:

1) Do you talk shit about people behind their backs?

2) Have you ever put a stupid answer down on a test when you didn't know the correct answer? (For example: On a question that says find X, you draw a circle around the letter x and write a note saying "there it is!")

3) Have you ever crushed on a fictional character? If so, who was your first fictional crush?

4) Can you touch your nose with your toungue?

5) What song is your guilty pleasure?

6) Who let the dogs out?

7) Do you cringe at some of your old fandoms?

8) Has a movie ever made you cry? If so, name one.

9) Do you do anything special on your birthday, or is it just another day of the year to you?

10) Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you had to hide it under a hat?

11) If you could hang out with any fictional character, who would it be and why?




I was also tagged by


YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans. (people think it's weird, but I wear them while I relax)
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an XBOX. (OWNED)
[x] You played with Hot Wheels or Matchbox cars as a little kid.
[x] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (and this was hardcore for me, at my school, if you were a girl and you were into this, it was instant banishment.)
[x] You watch sports on TV. (though I prefer being in the stands)
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You used to go to your dad for advice. (still do)
[x] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport. (Tug of war, bitches.)
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh. (I could never figure out the rules, and I didn't have the money to screw them, but I did collect the cards.)
[x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I prefer only one or two people.)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Fucking love green, man.)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on.
[x] You have fished at least once. (I caught this huge ass fish, too AND THEN I ATE IT.)
- 21 for boys

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[x] You like to shop. (not really for clothes, but for everything else? hell yeah )
[x] You like to wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom for advice. (mostly she tells me to suck it up and find a husband XDDDD)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing all black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I don't really consider this girly. I know full grown, male Marines that get their nails done. It's just a matter of proper grooming.)
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (Kind of an odd question for me... I wear jewelry, but it's more that I never take them off for fear of losing them. I don't actively try to accessorize.)
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. (Never seen it.)
[ ] Skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS AND STAR TREK IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!! THESE MOVIES SUCK!!!!)
[x] You are/were in gymnastics. (For a total of five minutes before my mom made me quit because she thought I was gonna break my neck XDDD)
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time.
[ ] You like wearing dresses.
[x] You like wearing body spray/deodorant. (...shouldn't we all???)
[ ] You like high heels.
[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid. (Barbie and Ken kept getting a divorce whenever I played with them XDDD I was a weird kid lmao)
[x] You like putting makeup on others.
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything.
-13 for girls

Well, it seems that I'm manlier than I thought I was XDDDD Though some of these questions seem a little sexist... I have a feeling this journal questionnaire was put together by a guy...

Do these if you want to, I'm interested in seeing your responses to my questions

Kay bye!!!